Monday, March 30, 2020

#WomensHistoryMonth: #Batgirl

March is officially Women's History Month, so I'll write some thoughts on Batgirl, specifically Barbara Gordon, along with some thoughts on that "Batgirl" movie that's been in-development for some time now..this will be useful, for as of late, people who don't read comic books confuse her with Batwoman, who has her own TV show, but is an altogether different character.

SHE is the most iconic Batgirl. I think this distinction has a lot to do with being created in the 1960s, during the Women's Movement, so even though she was created for a TV series, you have this intelligent, educated woman, who has this quiet career as a librarian, implying Library Science was her major in college, but displaying talents that infer she took minors in engineering, chemistry, fashion design, computer science, political science, criminology, physics, criminal justice, psychology, philosophy, motorcycle maintenance & repair, gymnastics and martial arts. She took a lot of classes - ergo, she has a lot of class.

She was MacGyver before there was a MacGyver.

And of all the action heroes, what MacGyver lacked in wit he made up for in his talent for building crude, yet intricate and effective gadgets out of whatever ordinary items were at hand. In the Batman TV series and in comics, Batgirl's arsenal and motorcycle were depicted as equal in appearance to Batman's assortment of gadgetry, but I think a modern interpretation of this distinction between someone using homespun equipment and another using materials manufactured upon request via special order would be rendered more obvious...you'd see the wires, the nuts & bolts, the framework, the things found here & there, etc..
This could be why I'm ambivalent about Batgirl: Year One. Chuck Dixon & Scott Beatty's re-imagining of Barbara's earliest adventures, told within the context of stories from the 1990s - lots of foreshadowing the Birds of Prey stories and eventual retirement and emergence as Oracle - reads like a comedy of errors. Modern Age Barbara Gordon didn't know what she was doing when she was Batgirl - that's the conclusion we get from it, that and Dixon's Batman is a very manipulative human being, opting to watch from afar with spy cameras. It's also odd that Jim Gordon would be against his daughter being a police officer,  but turn a blind eye to her being Batgirl (assuming he's figured it out or hasn't)...that contradiction doesn't fit whichever incarnation of Jim Gordon they're using. I love Marcos Martin's artwork, though. The images are epic - they sing. The scene near the end, where Batgirl is brought into the fold by Batman & Robin near the gravesite of Bruce's parents is mythical..it's like she's been knighted. With not-so-subtle tweaking, this allusion is more on-the-nose..
The Batgirl of Batgirl: Year One couldn't be the same confident character who appears in all those Silver & Bronze Age tales recently compiled in a handy, oversized 2-volume omnibus:
This is the Barbara Gordon who became a congresswoman and relocated to Washington D.C., a popular era recently revisited in this ad for Snickers candy bars, created to coincide with Batman's 80th anniversary:
       Barbara "Ocasio" Gordon

In 1983, Barbara loses her re-election, due to her nocturnal activities keeping her distracted. Her adventures more bizarre and synthetic - the rogues gallery now includes voodoo shamans, snakewomen, mad scientists and cybercriminals. Reality is in flux because of the Crisis. She takes an early retirement sometime after appearing in public to deliver a eulogy for Supergirl:

           Supergirl got better.

Her retirement is short-lived after she is shot by the Joker in The Killing Joke. Paralyzed and wheelchair-bound, she languished for a time before becoming inspired to find a new way to put her knowledge and skills to use. She became Oracle.
As "Amy Beddoes", Barbara worked with Amanda Waller's Suicide Squad, then built a rep as an expert information specialist and computer hacker. She also functioned as a spymaster in all but name only by forming the Birds of Prey with Black Canary. Around the same time, she became a member of the Justice League when it's roster had ballooned to 16 members:

  She's the green face on the TVs..

It's gone on record that these accomplishments occurred during a three year period, longer than her two years as Batgirl, though in real time, both appeared in print roughly 20 years equidistantly. Presumably, Barbara had moved on and healed, mentally and spiritually, though she remained in the wheelchair...

There's an ongoing debate that this strained logic and character logic. As a fictional character, Barbara Gordon exists in a realm where her friends and allies have been depicted suffering from equally career-ending injury and death, yet have their fates reversed, either by magic or science fiction..yet she remains in the chair...presumably to please people in real-life who are disabled, who live vicariously through the character. Other characters assumed the Batgirl identity - Helena Bertinelli, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown...curiously, Barbara continued to appear as Batgirl outside the main continuity, in cartoons, tie-in comics to the cartoons, video games and other merchandise. In 2011, she became Batgirl again as part of a major line-wide revamp, referred to as New52 ('52' being the number of titles launched as the lineup premiered...I suspect any future stunt like this will be 'New20' based on recent circumstances). To this day, fans of Oracle hate this..but it would be tasteless to strip away a character's ability because they liked them better in a wheelchair. It has nothing to do so much with the quality of the writing now, but that they really want her back in a wheelchair. If they thought Barbara Gordon was a more realistic and interesting character as Oracle, then how realistic would it be to imagine a person in real-life willingly go back to being in a wheelchair after regaining mobility simply because everyone around her said, "We liked you better in the wheelchair." Tasteless. Utterly tasteless.

Futher exacerbating things is that there's an untold story yet to be told...the tale of how Barbara Gordon went from contentment to uncertainty - enough to realize she hadn't moved on and that there was more to do, so much more, but not as Oracle..

We're left to speculate...maybe she felt guilt about dispatching other heroes into dangerous work on her behalf? Maybe she was in denial about her contentment? Perhaps the playing field had changed and she became disenchanted with her lot..am I describing a mid-life crisis? An existential crisis? We don't know. It was an editorial decision that wasn't given a story to carry it, just sketchy details. We know she underwent surgery (presumably funded by Bruce Wayne - it pays to know somebody with money) to have a bionic microchip implanted in her spinal cord. She didn't gain superpowers - she's not The Bionic Batgirl - she's just back to how she was before she was shot by Joker. Welcome Back, Barbara.
So..in the face of grumbling adversity from people hanging on to the past, through some incredible luck, Barbara's comeback in DC's continuity has gone on for 9 years..and there's a movie in development.
Now, here is where I let my imagination take over. I'm going to imagine a plot for a live-action "#BatgirlMovie". I'm assuming Christina Hodson's script is done and in the drawer, but I heard a rumor that the villain of the film is Bane..
..and Cassandra Cain might be in this, having already been introduced in the Birds of Prey movie and having the same screenwriter, so Batgirl would be set in the same universe, separate from Matt Reeves' The Batman with Robert Pattinson. I don't mind this decision - Warner Brothers doesn't have a Kevin Feige to keep the trains running on time, so I'd rather just movies and not...a syllabus.
  I know that's not Ella Jay Basco.
  The image is too convenient to
  not use.

I'm guessing Hodson's story could be inspired by Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse, in reverse. Never mind why I would think that - Babs and Cass team-up to fight Bane. That would make them a new Dynamic Duo - not exactly Batman & Robin...more like The Green Hornet & Kato..
Full disclosure...if you're following this blog, you already know I've been rooting for actress Lily Collins to play Batgirl for some time now, after Hailee Steinfeld, Felicity Jones and Alexandra Daddario's careers kinda cooled-down, whereas Collins kept giving good performances in roles that continue to show her range. She's more interesting. 
         She is Barbara Gordon

Okay...the film's plot is that "lost" untold Batgirl tale - how Barbara chose to be Batgirl. Maybe she's non-committal and has other obligations...like running for Congress. That's right. This movie is set during an election year.

My take on Barbara in this film is that she's suffering from imposter syndrome coupled with post-traumatic stress disorder - she has already undergone the surgery and regained her mobility, but she hasn't revealed this in public, only her father knows..and Bruce Wayne. In public, she's still wheelchair-bound and she's in a state where that feels more comforting and the microchip feels like a false-promise. In the meantime, she's been going out on patrol as Batgirl in milk runs. Her costume during this part should be an original design that resembles her current costume from the comics, plus nods to Yvonne Craig...

Meanwhile, Cassandra Cain is on a new misadventure. The news media is reporting that Batgirl has returned after a lengthy absence. Cass, a former protege of Harley Quinn turned Bird of Prey, suspects that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl, so....(and this is my next big leap in logic, here) she breaks into Barbara's apartment during the day and - as is this incarnation of Cassandra Cain is apt to do - steals Barbara's Batgirl costume after discovering the hidden room built in Barbara's apartment (another Yvonne Craig nod). When Barbara returns to her apartment, she discovers the theft and follows in hot pursuit into the night, quickly donning her Batgirl of Burnside outfit, only to discover that Cass has made alterations to the costume she stole...
The Burnside costume, for this film story I'm imagining, is the "Year One" outfit Barbara made for herself. When she catches up to Cassandra, the girl laughs at what Barbara has resorted to wearing, until Barbara confides that this is the costume she wore on her first adventure...and cue the extended flashback featuring Killer Moth...   And that's how you showcase 2
   villains in one film!

Cass is impressed. Barbara reveals that she's familiar with Cass' exploits with the Birds and offers to let her have the costume she stole if she earns it by helping her on a case...Killer Moth is back in Gotham, only he's working for Bane stealing components for a big, catastrophic stunt...and this time, Moth has henchmen of his own - The Jawbreakers..
   This is my excuse to include a        wild chase scene that shows off
  Batgirl's motorcycle driving.

The components stolen seem connected to the chemical formula for venom...along with the chemical compound found in the Lazarus Pit...

Here's my idea for explaining why Batman is nowhere in sight in this movie..as well as how Bane fits into this puzzle...Batman is on a secret mission, investigating the League of Assassins:
As for Bane, he's trying to curry favor with the leader of the League...
You might've guessed what I'm up to, here...while the events of Batgirl are unfolding, Batman is battling Ra's Al Ghul, while Bane is trying to enter the League's ranks with a big, catastrophic stunt that would get Ra's attention..
I figure the reason Bane is the alleged main villain in Hodson's script is because it increases dramatic effect - Barbara just got her mobility back and her first major adversary is the guy who broke Batman:
                       Yikes!

It's perfect. Going back to what I wrote about this being like Spiderverse in reverse, my thoughts are that Cass would have picked up considerable fighting skills and experience points since the last time we saw her, so she would be thrilled to spar with the Bat-breaker. Barbara, on the other hand, wants to nail down the details of Bane's plan and solve that puzzle, first. Part of my understanding of what makes Barbara tick is that the war on crime is like a puzzle that can be solved. Naturally, she's always been more interested in the research & analysis element of crime-stopping. So this female Green Hornet & Kato briefly squabble and split-up, just as Barbara uses her considerable Detective abilities to deduce Bane's secret of the ooze...
  Pictured, from l-r: Killer Moth,     Bane. Of course.


It's at this point where Barbara experiences a flashback to the day/night she decided she wanted to regain her mobility/get out of the wheelchair. It's the next big leap in the narrative..I figure it's going to take a page out of the Stan Lee playbook..some simple incident in which Barbara felt responsible - she could've done something to save someone - not another superhero/vigilante, but maybe an average person fallen victim to a crime that Barbara witnessed. A mugging in the park. A holdup at a grocery store. A holdup at a bank. Something along those lines. She could defend herself, she could stop the perp, she could've saved the victim, but this time, to do all of the above, she needed to be extra. She needed to be Batgirl again. 
   I wouldn't mind the film title be      "Batgirl Again", but it would only   make sense after seeing the film.

A few days pass. Babs and Cass pursue separate angles of the investigation. This is a montage juxtaposed with scenes of Babs pondering if her priorities are stretched thin, what with her congressional aspirations and the new costume she's working on. Incidentally, Bane is the politician she's running up against. The incarnation of Bane being used is allegedly the one from the comics, who wears a full  luchadore mask that hides his face and only bulks up when he activates the venom pump apparatus strapped to his back, so this reveal raises the stakes more. Bane is going to control and entrap Gotham from different angles. He's introduced his 'Ooze' as a "safe" performance-enhancing drug in the streets AND wants to use a position as an elected official to lobby for it's legalization, but the mystical properties within the drug are actually enacting an incantation that will wipe out everyone instantly after the number of sacrificials users reaches its quota. Hence, Bane's Master Plan: it's a mystic countdown to a Day of The Dead. Madre dios!
The final act is set at Gotham Airport, where Bane has his "Lazarus Venom" laboratory set up.  Cass arrives first, but is ambushed by all the villains. Fortunately, Barbara arrives, wearing a new costume...and it's the one Jim Lee designed for her New52 comeback that was also used in the video games..
All hell breaks loose. Batgirl & Batgirl versus Killer Moth, the Jawbreakers and Bane. It just escalates to heights of absurdity that show off the budget. Cass pilots Bane's escape jet while Barbara fights Bane ontop of the plane (because the plane had the largest shipment of Bane's Lazarus Venom, which he was going to dump in Gotham's water supply in revenge for having just lost the election...of course). Barbara realizes she doesn't have to be stronger physically than Bane to defeat him - she uses all her gadgets to give Bane sensory overload, giving him a massive stroke from overexertion from being juiced up. Cass safely lands the plane back at the airport. Both Batgirls have triumphed.
On January, a few months later, Babs is settling in to her office in Washington, DC. It is shown that she is no longer hiding her regained mobility from everyone and is not using the wheelchair anymore. In Gotham City, Cassandra, in her Batgirl suit, sees the Batsignal light up in the sky and proceeds to swing over rooftops with a grapple gun towards it to "answer the call"...in Washington D.C., another Batsignal lights up the sunset sky above the Wahington Monument..and we see Barbara in costume, riding her Batcycle towards it. Both Batgirls are active and still at work. The End.
So that's how I picture the film playing out, given the actress I'm rooting for as the lead, with the rumored villain alleged by a website not known as a reliable source, but with the only news I've heard in months, with a potential co-lead vaguely hinted at by the screenwriter.

One thing for sure, one certainly I can guarantee will happen when this film gets rolling...
...is that when Chef Boyardee puts Batgirl back on their cans of pasta featuring the DC Comics superheroes, she'll appear full-size in the foreground, not itty-bitty-sized in the bottom corner...



Saturday, March 21, 2020

COVID-19 vs. Comic Books: "That's ALL, Folks"?!

What a difference a week makes!


This germ has bigger muscles than Superman..

The hammer had fallen on Monday. On the week before, the people of the United States were warned to be cautious, stay away from large gatherings, wash their hands, wear gloves, to not cough & sneeze on people, consider rinsing yourself off rather than waste/hoarding toilet paper...but the numbers were climbing, people were taking the Corona virus either too lightly or had no real choice and had to continue going about their day...I saw the comic shop that I go to was selling everything at 20% discount, so I rolled the dice and went in on Friday, saw only 3 people there (luckily, 7 people did not enter the premises, so the 4 of us were safely equidistant), made my purchases and skedaddled promptly.

The quick fox returns to the den from the trip deep down the rabbit hole, covered in dirt on the long way back, yet with tail intact, feeling none the worse for wear and enlightened...


Non-essential is the key word here. Beginning Sunday, all the comic shops that weren't closed are ordered to close. This is something comic book people feared...the death of the Direct Market from having no business, lots of unsold products, no sense of when exactly will they be back in business, no idea if recovery is possible. I see a lot of the shops are turning to online sales for now, but I've also heard & read the word "Non-essential" used to describe books as a low priority for the post offices and other delivery services. Some crowd-funding entrepreneurs think they're being clever by disguising their book bundle in boxes that look like they contain food, but that doesn't sound foolproof. 

So..with all the talk of the Direct Market going down comes talk that the publishers will go down  with them. A lot of the books published within the last two decades were clearly marketed to a specific type of consumer - the guys who spend maybe 30 or 40 dollars minimum per week, who aren't shy with using their debit/credit card. They're usually men, regardless of whom the books are aimed at (I don't really want to bring up Comicsgate vs. SJW audiences in this post, but I will say that the retailers have a right to be concerned if the publisher is cranking out product for a target demographic that's not buying them enough to make healthy sales while losing the longtime consumers who stopped buying when they saw they were phased out and there was nothing new for them). Within the last month, I've seen that the old tricks can still turn a trick:

Y'know...when you hear about a comic book being "sold out", that doesn't mean they were sold to customers walking into the store..it means the retailers purchased all the copies printed by the publisher. If the publisher wants to, they'll offer to print out a Second Edition that the retailers can purchase...and if all the retailers order all the copies from that 2nd then maybe the publisher offers a Third Edition...and of course, none of this means your average consumer brought a copy of either - it could mean the retailers have the copies sitting in storage, hoping that turns into a pile of gold...and it could, now, because ALL the comic shops in the country are closed, indefinitely, so all these new books that are supposed to come out within the next 3 months are either not going to be shipped to stores (because the retailers are hoping for a last-minute reimbursement/cancellation) or take the new books but not order anything new indefinitely until they can see light at the end of the tunnel. The consignment system is tricky because success with comic book sales depends on speculation, which is why a number of shops were depending on toy sales over the last few years...toy stores are not considered "essential" either. 

So for now, the shops are screwed, the publishers are screwed. Lots of doom and gloom talk on social media. I expect a mass implosion when business resumes..lines will be slashed by more than 3/4 - you're only going to see the shops remaining in business fall back in the late-1990s groove of severely under-ordering books, even main Batman books - the "Pull List" is a thing of the past...and what remains of the Direct Market is going to recoil back into the cave-like atmosphere that gave comic shops a stigmatization that never went away. 

The Bubble has burst.

I'm going to have to just wait for the trades to read more about Punchline, the Joker's new girlfriend, who kinda acts like Mercy Graves, Lex Luthor's valet...well, there's only so many personalities a female comic book villain can have, but she looks great.

Sunday, March 15, 2020

Heathcliff Word-Find Puzzles

I'm not sure if Pennypress is still publishing bi-monthly "Word Seek" puzzle magazines devoted to Garfield the cat, but it was refreshing to find a "Word Find" puzzle devoted to that other comic strip cat, Heathcliff, seemingly tucked away at random...yeah, right. 

Wouldn't that be neat? Actually, here's what the magazine in question really looked like:

And the puzzle located therein:

Here's how you can tell the puzzle-maker at Kappa is a huge fan of the Heathcliff comic strip - he/she knows who Crazy Shirley is.

Shirley was a recurring character in the comic strip that appeared in the earliest Heathcliff cartoon series, Heathcliff and Dingbat:
She didn't appear in Heathcliff and The Catillac Cats, which came later:

But she continued to appear in the Heathcliff comic books and books that reprinted the older comic strips:

Actually, I don't know if she's in two of those examples - I have the Batman parody issue, there - she's not in that, either..I just like those pictures I found..I'm on a roll loading pictures right now.

I'd be curious if she appeared in the Nintendo Wii game, since it would need more characters for a racing game:


Back on topic - Crazy Shirley was likely a personal favorite of the strip's creator, cartoonist George Gately Gallagher, who worked under the byline "George Gately".  His nephew, Peter Michael Gallagher, took over the strip, under the byline "Michael Gallagher" which is the same name as another nephew, Michael Gallagher, who had worked as a writer on the Heathcliff comic books. Confused yet? No? How about this..I think Peter Michael's decision to not work under the name "Peter" was to avoid confusion with TV and film actor Peter Gallagher...

Of course, I'm sure people think they're all related to the stand-up comedian Gallagher who smashes watermelons..

Last I'd heard of him, he was feuding with his brother for stealing his schtick, also smashing watermelons...

(I think that's a picture of the same guy...I just found that amusing and wanted to share it)

Back on topic (again) - Peter Michael may or may not be a fan of Shirley, or just felt the jokes about her stalking Heathcliff to plant random kisses got old, since contemporary Heathcliff strips tend to veer more towards guest-star cameos..

Outrageous sight gags:

Observational commentary:

Dry pop culture references:

And all-out anthropomorphic cartoon cat mischief:

While Garfield is usually housebound, Heathcliff can pop up anywhere, with anyone, doing anything he feels like doing, so that zany spontaneity is appealing in its small, daily doses. I tip my hat to whoever it was at Kappa who got the itch to give Garfield's rival a puzzle..how's about a whole magazine next time, okay?