Sunday, July 25, 2021

Goodnight, "Lily Collins As Batgirl", GoodKnight, #LilyCollinsBatgirl..


So...
this girl...

                    Lily Collins 

...apparently didn't even make the "short list" of actresses whom Warner Brothers eyed with casting for the role of this girl..

                Barbara Gordon 

...the eponymous self-titled hero of her first live-action film, premiering exclusively on HBOMax. Instead, they chose this girl..

             No! Not "That Girl"..

This girl:

                   Leslie Grace 

As the quintessential Batgirl, Barbara Gordon,

  The End of The Beginning Is The    End...

For me, this means I am done suggesting Lily Collins as Batgirl, so this post is a farewell to me suggesting for 3 years, not so subtly, but hopefully not irritatingly, my thoughts that Lily Collins is the best actress for the part; I went far enough to reimagine a popular dream sequence from Twin Peaks as a premonition, farcically, but still, hopefully willing this casting pick into reality..

    "We are like the dreamer who         dreams and lives inside the           dream..but who is the dreamer?"

 I still believe she should've been in contention at least, or in that so-called "short list"
; Leslie Grace is a relatively newcomer, so she has the opportunity to surprise everyone (we hope she does), but to me, Lily would've simply been Batgirl. She is Barbara Gordon.

In the same tradition of that Wonder Woman sequel I imagined that will not happen..

              Ragnarok & Roll

GoodKnight, Lily Collins as Batgirl:
I also have to say "Goodnight" to the possibilities..

   Appearing in "The Flash" as a          late addition to the cast..I'm 80%    certain Leslie is heading to     England to join the crew..

      Playing off Michael Keaton 

           Playing off Ezra Miller

        Playing off Sasha Calle 

     Just looking hot & cool AF...

        Goodnight, GoodKnight..

Thursday, May 20, 2021

How To Read Donald Duck: Imperialist Ideology In The Disney Comic by Ariel Dorfman and Armand Mattelart, Translated by David Kunzle

This is a review of the 4th Edition, published in 2018 by OR Books.

 How To Read Donald Duck is one of those books that seems ridiculous at first, but then offers a couple of convincing passages of rhetoric that make you say, "Maybe these guys are right about something...about what I have no idea.." 

    They like Jiminy Cricket; they really don't explain why this scene is included, unless it's implied and the implication went over my head; I prefer to think it's because they like Jiminy Cricket.

    They also like Moby Duck, although in this case, sampling from his comic book is actually clear..I used to have this comic; if you're actually appalled, send all your complaints to Mark Evanier; maybe he knows who wrote it. Including Moby Duck in a treatise on Disney is probably the most flattering thing to say about this obscure character, even if it's meant to be part of something negative.

 The book, first published in 1971, is built around a false premise: they want to regard Disney comic books with contempt because the Disney brand itself is associated with heavy merchandising, so any entertainment offered to foreign countries by the company must be a propaganda tool, right? No, not when the "evidence" offered is from the peripheral corners of Disney company; essentially, they point out what they believe is a poor effort at convincing the audience they could achieving anything by following the comics as a model of a domesticated, American-flavored utopia, with a sexually marginalized consumer culture and capitalist economy; the main text is under 120 pages.

         "Sufferin' Suffrenture!"

 What makes the book interesting to read is when their observations are genuinely interesting - where it becomes clear that they have read the comics and observed recurring themes in the stories that hint that they're onto something, but it veers more toward profiles of the various Disney comic book protagonists and a tangent from their big picture thesis, so they don't develop it any further; it wouldn't draw attention like associations with Colonialism, Freudian stereotypes, cultural/ethnic caricatures or abnormalities with anthropological animals; the passages dwelling on those subjects are flooded with tangled jargon - they're the most boring parts of the book.

 The most intriguing part of the book is Chapter 5: "The Ideas Machine". Dorfman & Mattelart are still trying to suggest this material is flawed propaganda, so they argue in this chapter that Donald, Mickey & Scrooge are terrible as aspirational characters because they each live a charmed existence with contradictory drawbacks: they argue Mickey doesn't suffer bad karma because he uses his intelligence to solve mysteries and outwit criminals; his altruism is rewarded with a nice life, though he has to live like a perfect Boy Scout and his life is very bland; Scrooge is wealthy and poor at the same time: he's wealthy, but he is stuck - he enjoys his fortune the way a hoarder enjoys their collections of junk, but it just lays there in his money bin, yet because his hoard has value, it is vulnerable to theft, with the hint that the loss of his fortune is the death of him; his money is his life, but he lives by keeping as much of it as possible. They conclude he's a tragic figure, which ironically makes him sympathetic, because he forever remains a rich tycoon.

 Donald Duck - or, to be specific,  the comic book Donald, who is a more deeper character than the cartoon Donald, yet was so sharply modified by cartoonist Carl Barks in his stories, he became complex enough to have subsumed the animated cartoon version of Donald and is essentially considered the same character appearing in all media - from their socioeconomic perspective, is the strangest character of all. At one point in this chapter, they conclude that Donald pretends to work. In all of his stories, Donald is never in danger of losing parental guardianship of his nephews, Huey, Dewey & Louie; he is never in danger of losing his home or car; he is almost always unemployed, in a sitcom fantasy world where jobs are always available and never scarce. He is totally incompetent, often fired for his bungling, but finds another job anyway. His usual motivation for working is he wants to earn money to buy gifts for his girlfriend, Daisy, or toys for the nephews, or complete down payments on luxury items for himself, like a TV set. Many of the jobs he works in are at factories, which have become a scarce source of employment in the United States with each decade, as manufacturers found outsourcing from other countries a cheaper option. When Donald is depicted as being particularly good at a job, or accomplishing tasks all too easily without going through a daily grind, it's argued that he's trying not to be bored; his efforts at entertaining himself lead to making greater mistakes resulting in his termination. If he's successful at a job, like, for example, a janitor or museum guard, this is usually established at the beginning of a longer adventure tale that begins with him quitting this job so that he can take off on some far-flung quest. This behavior is defined in the book as freedom from labor; Donald only works when he's bored, is useless at a job that requires focus and attention because of his incompetence, but quits any job he's successful at because he's bored by the daily grind - he hates it when he succeeds at a job, because it will be dull, but would be awful at a job that demands him to be more active and lacks initiative to break from this. It's possible that this might be why the Disney comics from Europe had long established that Donald is subletting his home from Scrooge, who is presented as the true owner of the property, and, most-likely, the one who pays Donald's Bill's and makes sure his nephews are not living in poverty. So, in Italian comics in particular, there exists dialogue where Scrooge gets away with regarding Donald as an irresponsible parasite. In American comic book reprints of those original stories, this behavior always seems out of character for Scrooge, but is understandable when this overseas perspective of Donald & Scrooge's personalities is explained.

  Donald's cousin, Gladstone Gander, is considered a more aspirational figure than Donald, because his good luck allows instant success with no effort or gratification necessary, but there is no discernible career path for the reader to follow if they want to have a life like Gladstone, so he exists to make Donald look more sympathetic, because it's more possible to aspire to be like Donald and follow a path, even though it's been concluded that Donald is terrible at the follow-through.

 They postulate the only time Donald appears to truly be working are when he goes on adventures with his nephews and Uncle Scrooge, or when his sitcom life depicts him going to outrageous lengths to achieve mundane goals, like obtain a signature from an authority figure, feuding with his neighbor or nephews, or the act of falling in and out of a job itself. This is the first time I've heard of the term suffrenture - suffering coated with adventure. He goes through conflicts that are not exciting at heart, but have the capacity to be entertaining - the realm of freedom vs. the realm of necessity. When Hercules was tasked of cleaning the Augean stables of massive piles of horsepoop, this was not depicted as an ordinary farm chore, but one of The Twelve Labors, as important as chopping the heads off the giant Hydra or capturing Hades' dog, Cerberus.

So, that's the only thing I enjoyed about the book - one chapter, in which the authors were paying attention to what they read, but in support of their contempt. The rest of this book was a slog - a suffrenture that argues the Disney Company is doing a terrible job at manufacturing subliminal capitalist propaganda; you can read Donald, Mickey and Scrooge stories, but they're not helping you learn to live like them...we don't learn how to live right from them...and in that sense, those guys are right...? 

 It's not as though this book is the definitive guide to Disney Comics, anyway..there's still plenty of unanswered questions..


Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Bedrock



 Ever since the original series ended in 1966, new episodes of The Flintstones were produced or exist in concept form on-and-off through the decades, usually with a different title and characters as the main focus - beginning with The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show.


Over the decades, a timeline was implied; subsequent episodes/series/TV specials would sometimes be noncommittal, either depicting the kids as babies again, or as adolescents/pre-teenagers, or their respective parents as children (The Flintstone Kids), but the farthest Hanna-Barbera went was a trio of TV specials in the 1990's: I Yabba Dabba Doo!, Hollyrock-A-Bye Baby and A Flintstone Family Christmas - depicting the engagement & marriage of Pebbles & Bamm-Bamm, birth of their fraternal twins - Chip & Roxie - plus the arrival of Stoney, a foster child who may or may not have been adopted by Fred at the end of that Christmas special; the details on if Fred became legal guardian of Stoney by the end are fuzzy; even the accompanying storybook published didn't clear this up..maybe the kid took off for Hollyrock.

According to what is, essentially, a press release, Bedrock is hinting that it might eschew all that continuity created by the spinoffs and take an alternate route, as it appears the new focus will be on Pebbles Flintstone as an adult in her 20's (voiced by actress & executive producer Elizabeth Banks) living in a Bedrock on the verge of entering The Bronze Age while her father, Fred Flintstone, is adjusting to retirement; this is a retcon from the spinoffs, which depicted Fred continuing to work at Slate Rock & Gravel Company long after Pebbles started her own family; Wilma & Betty had become partners in a catering business, while Barney (who had last been established working as an insurance agent in the original series, albeit for an unseen "Mr. Pebble") was now co-workers with Fred at Slate Rock & Gravel, later renamed Slatecorp. It's unclear if Pebbles & Bamm-Bamm will remain a double act, like they did in the spinoffs, or if this series will be an opportunity to flesh out Pebbles' personality more, possibly give her a redesign, since she's the star; I always thought the reason why the old spinoffs were intriguing as a curiosity, but not particularly successful/entertaining/inspiring and faded into obscurity, is because the writers never really fleshed out the personality of the 2nd/3rd generation Flintstones characters to fuel interesting stories..

 I'm actually hoping there's some distinction to noting the Bronze era beyond a satirical parallel of "woke" activism. That era is significant for the creation of clothing woven from man-made material, replacing animal-skin pelts/togas, along with innovations in craftsmanship, construction, economics and materials with the use of precious metals. If I was writing episodes for this series, I would suggest Pebbles get a job working at a factory that crafts products out of bronze metal, so her path as an adult has a stronger connection to the series' past..That would be more interesting than wondering if maybe we'll see characters use coins instead of clams! The invention of Paper is also on the horizon; It shouldn't look like The Roman Holidays just yet - they'll still be using Smartrock phones..the Flintmobile's GPS will probably be a miniature pterodactyl with Gilbert Gottfried's voice...

At the end of the day, I'm looking forward to seeing if Bedrock will look like The Flintstones, in terms of aesthetic fidelity. The background art for that teaser image looks nice, but offers no clue what the characters will look like...I am convinced the reason why Seth Mcfarlane's attempt at a reboot of the series went nowhere because the show would've resembled a copy of Family Guy, in look & story-style..and the franchise really dodged a bullet, there.

 We'll soon see if we'll Yabba Dabba Doo or Yabba Dabba Don't have a gay old time...

Monday, March 22, 2021

The Adventure of The Peculiar Protocols by Nicholas Meyer


Nicholas Meyer's latest Sherlock Holmes novel feels less like a Detective novel and more like spy/political thriller, but I am impressed by his ability to still craft a full-length Holmes novel at more-or-less the same length as the novels by the characters' creator, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Very few authors penning these "pastiche" adventures are able to accomplish this feat; the results are often a 320-page "brick" or longer, depending on the format size of the font.

He's also light on gimmicks. There's a lot of footnotes & self-aware framing sequence business in which Meyer inserts himself as a character, cobbling together a manuscript based upon pages of notes chronicling an unknown adventure within a battered notebook purportedly belonging by Dr. Watson, though all of Meyer's Holmes pastiches follow the same rules: each book is based on some newly-discovered material, which Meyer sets about to make presentable.

Protocols is Meyer's fourth Holmes novel. His first, The Seven Per-Cent Solution, is his most-successful and best-known effort; it was adapted into a successful film starring Nicol Williamson, Robert Duvall and Alan Arkin. It told an alternate history of Sherlock Holmes seeking help from Sigmund Freud to eliminate his drug addiction; his casual use of cocaine (referenced several times in the original stories) had made him drug-addled and corrupted his memories of a past childhood tragedy: his mother was caught having an affair with Holmes' mathematics tutor, Professor Moriarty, and in a jealous rage, Holmes' father killed her, while Moriarty snuck out like a thief in the night...and young Sherlock Holmes - who was only a little boy at the time - saw it all. The appeal came from Meyer's witty efforts to psychoanalyze Sherlock Holmes by teaming him up with the most-famous analyst of all, who needed to be a better detective than Holmes in order to get to the root of the problem.

My personal favorite of Meyer's Holmes novels is The Canary Trainer, which Holmes narrates himself (something Doyle attempted in two of his short stories: "The Blanched Soldier" and "The Lion's Mane") and attempts to retell The Phantom of The Opera with Irene Adler as the diva-damsal and Holmes as the hero. There's no puzzle here, either, but it's a lot of fun. 

"Protocols" has fun moments, but it is weighed down by the fact that this is basically about Holmes' encounter with real-life evil and realizing that his best efforts won't lead to a happy ending. We're warned early on that this is a story of failure, so we're reading this book for the air of maturity that we wouldn't get from tacky Sherlock Holmes stories where he's fighting Dracula or Martians..and I think that's what inspired Meyer to write it.

A recurring element of Meyer's Holmes novels is he will feature historical figures in key supporting roles. The one who gets the most to do is civil rights activist Anna Strunsky-Walling, who is reimagined by Meyer as an adventuresome woman in the same mold as "The woman", Irene Adler, but her pictures indicate her to be more of a scholarly-type:


Maybe Meyer fancies her; the picture doesn't quite match his prose; in my mind, as I read all the scenes with her teaming up with Holmes & Watson in Russia, I kept picturing actress Emmy Rossum, with red hair and a twinkle in her eyes:

        Yeah, that's more like it.

 So, all in all, not bad; more a fact-finding mission than a puzzle, more Dan Brown than Arthur Conan Doyle, but entertaining and well done. Meyer's got another book coming out this year - I'll check it out.

   Sherlock Holmes will return in..